C.H.S. Camper/Hider/Sprayer:You all recognize this player.This would be the player behind the trash bin,Up in the building,Behind the bush,Behind the car,Crouched below the window,Or the apparent lease holder of that container you just ran by. When you go by they jump out and spray you with gunfire. Then Just Stay put hoping you didnt see where the gunfire was coming from. Hint, When you re-spawn run back to the same spot and likely you will find your C.H.S. still there and you can lob a grenade into thier campsite.
M.S.S. Mobile/Shooter/Slasher:Seen this player? This would be the player that is always moving,When you encounter this type of player you are usually taken by surprise and met with promp gunfire or a knife slash. It all depends on how close you are. This player rarely spends more than a few moments in one spot. If they do stop moving its to re-load or to plant a claymor.
D.D.D. Desperate/Defender Of Darkness: This is the type of player that most refer to as a NOOB. We have all been there.These are usually very nice people but are scared to death due to the constant deaths they have endured by way of gunfire or Knife attack. They have now retreated to the darker hiding spots of all maps defending what little real estate they can find. They appear to be moving back and forth,looking left to right just waiting for the next attack. They know its coming,Just not when.They Have also been seen in very tight spaces armed with a grenade launcher Or Noob Cannon.This player usually progresses to a C.H.S. as they gain confidence.
S.S.S. Silent/Stalker/Slasher: We know who this player is. This is the player that doesnt often shoot you, they are the ones that stalk you. They see you run by, catch up to you, Then brutally slash you from behind, As if that is not enough. Guess who is back? You re-spawn run a few feet and there is that knife again. These players often have moments of gunfire to fool you into thinking that the Brutal knife attacs are over....NOT!
T.Z.W The Zen Warrior: This rarely seen player is incredible, They are the player that is an even mix of all player types. You will be met with gunfire,Knife or frag at any given time or place, But an even mix of all. this player is usually a very good sport and is well liked in any server they choose to play in. Dont under-estimate this player.They are still killers. They are just doing their part to keep things fun for everyone. Remember that time that you thought you cleverly snuck up and killed a Zen Warrior? Consider this......They may have let you.
B.B.H. The bouncing bunny hopper: This is the player that appears to be wearing those shoes that have springs on the bottom like Wile E Coyote. they just hop from side to side,up and down. Its seems to me its the only reason they dont get shot. Not what I would expect from someone in a battle type situation.I dont ever remember seeing that on any desert storm video footage.
S.S.W. Server Surfing Whiner: Emerging seemingly more frequent is the Server Surfing Whiner. The first sign of a visit from one of these players is the lack of response from them when you say hello and welcome them to your server. Its almost like they know it's going to be a short lived relationship so why bother getting friendly.These players surf from server to server complaining about the way others play. No player seems to be up to their standards. Other players use perks that upset them, guns that upset them, or they just dont like the particular map that you are playing in. So it begins. They start to whine,call others names,or call never ending votes to change maps.If your diaganosis is inconclusive when trying to determine if you have encountered a S.S.W. go into gametracker and check thier stats.You will see that they visit many servers and dont stay long.Quite probably they end up on peoples ban list and not their roster. Two words for this type of player....."Doctor Phil"
